Einstein's Riddles

- In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.

- In each house lives a person of different nationality.

- These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

Who owns the fish?

Necessary clues:

1. The British man lives in a red house.

2. The Swedish man keeps dogs as pets.

3. The Danish man drinks tea.

4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.

5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.

6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.

7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.

9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.

11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.

12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.

13. The German smokes Prince.

14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.

15. The Blends smoker lives next to the one who drinks water.

Microbiology Practical exam

As usual remember yourself standing outside the laboratory nervous as hell not because you think you’ll get low marks but freaked out because all you know about the subject that you are appearing in is the spelling of the subject and you’re appearing in it. You can imagine yourself to be the red faced guy with a book in hand who’s not exactly reading it! But is turning whatever page the other fellows are talking about. Then you think to yourself; god!! Exam sarye ni hunthyo!! “Sare ta sure padhtheye” all you get is a laugh from those nerds surrounding you who know everything but they don’t; and they strictly do not know anything…that is why the add a paper…15 min after the exam starts… then come the “Khadus miss haru” Timi haru le apron, marker, admit card layeko cha ki chiana? Apron layera admit card haat la liera line basne!! Question paper liney!! Ani start the exam and stop talking. At this point, I know you don’t want that to happen and yet you have to do it…you select one of the question paper and according to Newton’s third law of motion, as soon as you read the question and you throw out your reaction there’s a equal but opposite reaction and the question silently says “You’re fucked” with a smile…

Then you enter the lab!! Without a single idea of how are you going to do those things that are on the question paper?? There are something that you’ve never seen in you life before!! And just as you thought you could sneak in some cheats and books….the khadus teacher comes to you and takes away you cheat and at this moment its equal to you underwear!! Now you are figuratively naked…you take your seat!! Then you see a nerd sitting behind you and you ask him/her “timi lai aaucha” he says “kei aaudaina yar, thie pani hamro set nai alag alag cha” then you are fucked x 2 times… you start to curse your self for not opening the damn book for last 1 mths!! That you have and you curse your self for all those time wasting!!!! Chay pasal ma gareko hawa guff!! “aja ta ghar gaera sure padhchu ko guff” and everything you’ve done…at the time you cant do anything… then…you are compelled to talk with a “Girl” I repeat a girl!! That you have never talked to, in fact never seen in the college…and asks her!! “oe timi le 2 no. garyo!! And only if the luck wants you to get fucked more than x 3 will the girl say “no” but if 2 is your threshold!! Then!! Finally its your day!! And guess what!! You just attempted all the question and while you were keeping the test tubes proudly in the incubator…she’s still writing and you think to yourself???? What the hell is she writing? Just like I’m thinking now!! What the hell am I writing?

A smile

Miles and miles of

travelling to

not much of

a thing left to do

with a heart that's

half broken

in two

Years and Years of

waiting now

yet, it feels like

yesterday somehow

a fresh wound

wondering what happened

and how

hundreds and hundreds of

lie built trust

a million and

the heart lay alone to rust

yet a smile from her

blowing away,

the shattered hearts dust

All about You

I know that you don't remember it at all

It is a special day for me, I thought I'd call

but I hate the way you treat me now

can't believe we had those memories, some how

It was few hours before, the sun's departure

and, not so much sure about our

Such a beautiful day it was

lights, music, candles and flowers

then I took you hand, on the

religious shrine

As I looked into your eyes, as the memory flow

I asked you if you'd want to be mine

and you said NO

Then I don't remember much

not much to be told

you flew half way across the world

And you do know, even then so hard I try

right until you found Mr. Perfect Guy

the times now passes like the falling sand

I thought you Changed

I thought you changed

and I rearranged

but then I took a look around

you're still them same

then I had bring this to end

my old friend

I erased us in

as long as the world sees

but never can I delete the

memories

And

They came back

when I thought you changed

and I rearranged

but then I took a look around

you're still them same

I thought you realized

what you meant to me

what it would mean

if we were to be

It would have been good

if we were

but I now know for sure

you really don't care

I thought you Changed

I thought you changed

and I rearranged

but then I took a look around

you're still them same

then I had bring this to end

my old friend

I erased us in

as long as the world sees

but never can I delete the

memories

And

They came back

when I thought you changed

and I rearranged

but then I took a look around

you're still them same

I thought you realized

what you meant to me

what its would mean

if we were to be

It would have been good

if we were

but I now know for sure

you really don't care

The Guardian Angel

Even when the world

even my shadows left me

behind,

to wander away in the brightness

to bright for me to see

I was left in the darkness

and she stood behind me

like a teacher standing beside

the student with lost ambition

I was lost, ambitions , dreams and heart

shattered into pieces

she brought them together

she showed me the light

the way out through the door

even when i was left strangling

out in the wild,

she stood beside me

filling me with hopes

and,

I find a little glimpse of

smile within myself

with the guardian angel beside my side